No Secretary? USB Vibe to the rescue
No Secretary? No problem!
The USB Vibe Personal Massager makes sitting at your computer easier. From long airplane trips to being trapped behind a desk, the USB Vibe vibrates away stress, pain and fatigue. Multi-surface massage head oscillates at 3600 vibrations per minute - 60 vibrations per second.
Note: Not to be confused with the USB VibraExiter